This airport has a bathroom for dogs (via)
leaving your room when people are over
leaving your room when people are over
NEW DEVELOPMENTS
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
(Source: blameaspartame)
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
- Lay on bed
- Wait 2 hours
- Lay becomes past tense
(Source: -0rgasmic)
like… what even
inspires you to
write such things
that dont make
any sense
WHAT SO EVER
mY AUNT JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING A LOT OF SNOW BUT I CHOKED OMFG
Dude I bet you can’t fit my entire dick in your mouth
No homo