awesomephilia:

This airport has a bathroom for dogs (via)

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  • crush: so who's your crush
  • me: *soulja boy voice* YOOOUUUUUUU
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laugh-addict:

 

leaving your room when people are over

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urserlicious:

this looks exactly how a big poop feels

urserlicious:

this looks exactly how a big poop feels

(Source: seenive.com)

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basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

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hopefisch:

Oklahoma

hopefisch:

Oklahoma

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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(Reblogged from zackisontumblr)

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

(Reblogged from jukajobs)

How to get laid

  • Lay on bed
  • Wait 2 hours
  • Lay becomes past tense

(Source: -0rgasmic)

(Reblogged from jukajobs)

Night blogers really speak to me

somuchfandoms:

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like… what even

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inspires you to

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write such things 

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that dont make 

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any sense

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WHAT SO EVER

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(Reblogged from jukajobs)

jeiwalking:

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mY AUNT JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING A LOT OF SNOW BUT I CHOKED OMFG

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whorville:

Dude I bet you can’t fit my entire dick in your mouth

No homo

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